Whats jokes
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
A: What is Technoblade's favorite zodiac sign?
Q: Cancer.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"