What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
Whats Jokes
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
