Whats jokes
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.