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What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
What is this anyway?
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Like if you RIP Shane Warne 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.