What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Whats Jokes
The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
