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What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
An ugly, poor teenage girl found a genie lamp in her backyard. The genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes, but under 1 condition."
"What is it?" she asked.
"After I grant your final wish, you have to have sex with me," the genie replied.
"Okay, for my 1st wish, I wish to be the prettiest girl at my school," the genie snapped his fingers and made her pretty.
"For my 2nd wish, I wish for my family to be rich," the genie snapped his fingers and told her her family is now the richest in town.
"And your final wish?" the genie asked.
"I wish I had a sabertoothed vagina."
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.