Whats jokes
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
My wife said I didn’t listen to a single thing she says.
What a weird way to start a conversation!
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!