Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Gum.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.