Whats jokes
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."