Whats jokes
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?