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Whats jokes

What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.

What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?

A baby with forks in its eyes.

What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?

When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)

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  • What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.