Whats jokes
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.