Whats jokes
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.