Whats jokes
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.