What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
Whats Jokes
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What the hell dam, hell dam?
