Whats jokes
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.