Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Whats Jokes
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
