Whats jokes

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?

"No family."

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

Son: Dad, what's dark humor?

Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?

Son: No, I'm blind.

What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?

Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”

I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.

I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?

Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?

Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!

What do you call Autistic kids baking?

"Downies" with brownies.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."

What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

- Home Alone

What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?

"Sum ting wong."

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What is the email password of a black person?

"watermelon"

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!