Whats jokes
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?
Well, it only takes one nail.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
What do you call someone whoβs afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Whatβs the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
Whatβs the best thing about Switzerland?
I donβt know, but the flag is a big plus.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."