Whats jokes
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️