Whats jokes
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.