Whats jokes
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!