Whats

Whats jokes

Income

    • According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:

    1. What was your income for the year?

    2. What were your expenses?

    3. How much have you left?

    4. Send it in.

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    • Clay

    • Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

    It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

    Friend

    • Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.

    Anyone know what happened?

    Balloon

    • *America shoots down balloon*

    China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

    USA: "What?!"

    China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

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    • Atomic Bomb

    • Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?

    From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.

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    • Library

    • I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.

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