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what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.