What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
Whats Jokes
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! đ
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What did the terrorist do when New York didnât want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
