Whats Jokes

What’s worse than a girl getting a period?

A boy getting a period.

What do emo kids have in common with orphans?

They both depress'd on the inside.

My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see their parents.

What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?

Cancer.

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?

One comes out of the chamber.

All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.

What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.

Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!

What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!

What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?

An emo.

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?

"No family."

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

Son: Dad, what's dark humor?

Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?

Son: No, I'm blind.

What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?

Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”

I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.

I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.