Whats jokes
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.