What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Whats Jokes
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
