Whats jokes
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.