Whats jokes
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.