Whats

Whats Jokes

Pot

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the s*** spoon."

Help

"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.

"What is it?" said George Sink.

"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.

Hitler

What's the difference between you and Hitler?

Hitler knew when to kill himself.

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  • Baby

    What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?

    I don't have a Porsche in the garage.

    Dog

    What do you do with a dog that has no legs?

    Take him for a drag.

    Fruit

    What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

    A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

    Kid

    What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.

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  • Suicide

    A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."

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  • Watermelon

    What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

    One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.

    Boner

    What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?

    They hit their nose on the wall.

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  • Pedophile

    Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?

    A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.

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