Whats jokes
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
What do you do with a frozen vegetable?
You wait for it to thaw.
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.