Whats jokes

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.

What did one traffic light say to the other?

"Stop looking, I am changing."

What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?

A waist of your time.

What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?

She rearranged all the furniture.

What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill you?

A pool table.

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

What do you call an Asian? A-chan.

What's black, gold, and red all over?

Tupac in Vegas.

What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.

What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?

A chicken tender.

What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?

"It's dye-ing."

What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?

- A VEGUN.

What is a definition of tight?

A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."

What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?

Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.

What did the sushi say to the bee?

"Wasuuubi!"

What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?

A baby smoothie.

What did John say after someone shot his leg?

Oof!

What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.