Whats jokes
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."