Whats jokes
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
What did the penis say to the condom?
"Cover me, I'm going in!"
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
What's thick, 12 inches, and in your mum's throat?
My penis.
So, I was fucking my daughter the other night, and I don't know what was funnier, the look on my wife's face, or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her.
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.