Whats jokes
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
When you see a deer, what do you say?
"Oh deer!"
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.