Whats jokes
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"