So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."
Whats Jokes
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?
I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs.
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?
One baby stapled to five trees.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
What does a house wear?
A dress.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?