What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
What is 2+2? Fish.
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
This gay guy was so happy with his new boyfriend that he took him to his favorite gay bar.
An hour or so goes by, then the new flame says, "I just LOVE this place, everyone is so nice, food is great, but what's up with the monkey way down there?"
His friend says "OK, watch this." He goes up behind the chimp and smacked him in back of its head. The monkey jumped off the stool, pulls down his zipper, and gives him head. When finished, the chimp took a napkin, cleaned himself, pulled up his zipper, then jumped back to his chair.
He walked back to his new gay friend and said, "What do you think of that?"
"MAN, I seen some amazing things, but never like that!" His squeeze said, "Wanna give it a try?"
"I sure do, JUST DON'T hit me as hard as you hit that monkey."
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish with no eyes.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
What is blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.
What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.
What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
*on a date*
me - "I get to work with animals all day."
her - "How sweet! What do you do?"
me - "I'm a butcher."
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
What do you call a Mexican that dives into a pool? Bean dip.
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!