Whats jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
I answered, "Happy."
The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.