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Vampire

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Same time next month?

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  • Mat

    What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.

    Guy

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.

    Object

    What objects have the most gravitational force?

    A Lambo and a gold digger.

    Oyster

    What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?

    Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.

    Baby

    What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?

    Priest

    Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?

    A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.

    Lemon

    What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉

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  • Penis

    What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.

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  • Syndrome

    What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?

    Impossible!

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  • Car

    What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!