What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
Whats Jokes
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.