Whats jokes
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”
“A broken nose.”
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?
A pair of gloves!
Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.