Whats jokes
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.