Whats jokes

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

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What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.

What does it take to paint a wall red?

Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, "She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?" The wife replies, "Perform the fucking autopsy!"

What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!

What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?

They said, "Allahu Akbar."

What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"

What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?

The British are cumming! The British are cumming!

What do you call a funny cow?

A cowmedian.

What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?

With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.

If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.

What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?

They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"

What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.

What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.

9/11 joke.

what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.

What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?

1 + 1 =

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?

Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."