Whats jokes
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
What can you tell a dog, but not your girlfriend? Come.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trom-bone 😂
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.