Whats jokes
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Q: What's 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth?
A: Her dead fetus.
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired."
What is your true crush?
A soda crush.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
What is the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?
A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.