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Whats jokes

So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says, "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says, "What should their names be?"

The uncle replies, "Well for your daughter, Denise." "That's a nice name," comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies, "Denephew".

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    • I hate it when people are at my house and ask, "Do you have a bathroom?" What answer are they expecting? "No, we pee in the yard?"

    What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.

    What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.

    What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

    ...A girl scout that got hit by a car.

    A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.

    When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"

    Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?

    A: A couch potato. HaHaHa

    What did the panther say at the poker party?

    I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.

    What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

    I don't know either.

    Why do you think I asked you? ;)

    What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?

    You will have even more birthday parties to go to.

    A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"

    She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."

    The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"