Whats jokes
What do you call cringe?
You.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
What looks like peanut butter and jelly, and makes a woman scream?
Afterbirth.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Me: John, what did he do earlier?
John: Hold on, I’m trying to think.
Me: I thought I smelled poop.
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.