What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby?
I don't have a girlfriend.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
Son: “Mom, is there a thing called «friendship» between a man and a woman?”
Mother: “No Son, unless if he’s gay.”
Son: “So your friend is gay?”
Mother with herself: «How did he see me with michael omg if my husband discovered my cheating he will kill me»
Mother: “Mmm.. Yes.”
Father loudly: “YES!!!”
Mother: “What in the hell? Are you gay?”
Father with himself: «Am i an idiot why did i yell?! if she discovered I’m gay and her son was made by Paul’s semens she will kill me»
Father: “No what are saying? I’m just talking with myself.”
*A few hours later*
Mother: “I will go to visit my mother.”
Father: “Me too I will go to visit my mother.”
Son: “Not me too I will go to stud with my friends.”
The mother and the father goes to michael’s house and they found their son playing with Michael and Paul is recording them and saying: «that’s why I love you my actual son oh only if your mother knows».
*The End* :D
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
What did the two oceans say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.
What do cows eat for breakfast?? Steer cereal.
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.