Whats jokes
When Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, then says "ho ho ho," say, "Yes, please."
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!