Whats jokes
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?
One doesn't eat their husband out.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did.
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him, "Hey man, what the hell you doing?"
Blind guy says, "Just looking around."
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.