Whats jokes
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
The hooker can wash out her crack and reuse it.
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!