Whats jokes
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT! GET OUT!"
Priest: "Ok, what about the children?"
Father: "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"
Priest: "Do you think we'll have time?"
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic and the other is a priest.
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
What did the suicidal leprechaun say?
"Irish I was dead."
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What did the house wear to the party? A dress.
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.