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What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
Two kids walked into a bar. They were covered with blood. The bartender asked what happened.
The youngest said, "Well, we were trying to paint our basement, but we threw the babies too hard!"
Three scientists are doing an experiment. They are trying to find out what happens when you stick a cork in an elephant's ass.
In the lab, they each look at each other and decide that they should hire a monkey to do it. The monkey sticks the cork up the elephant's ass, and the scientists wait three weeks.
The monkey pulls out the cork, and all three scientists go back and discuss what they saw.
The first one, standing one mile away, says all he could see was a wave of brown, then it all went black. The second, standing two miles away, said the same. The third, who was standing three miles away, said all he could see was the other two get consumed by a massive cloud of brown.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."