Whats jokes
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
The clock struck one!
Then down did come!
Hickory dickory doc
What am I?
Random- a mouse?
Me- no dumb shit!
Random- what is it?
Me- the guillotine!
When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.