Whats jokes
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
"What is your number?" "Hi."
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
Q: What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
A: Putting them back in their wheelchair.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.