What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Whats Jokes
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me."
