Whats jokes
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"