Whats jokes
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.