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Whats Jokes

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”

A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.

She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”

“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.

“Exactly,” replied the mom.

What do Christians and gays have in common?

They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.

Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?

I really hit the mother lode with you!