Whats jokes
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
"Have fun at school night" is what?
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
What time eeeeeee?
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
What is the difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive and a tree cannot drive.
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until you're a teen to cum on your face.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
Two windmills were standing in a wind farm. One asked, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other one replied... "I'm a big metal fan."