Whats jokes
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have?
Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you.
Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you?
Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.
Ryan and his mother had cookies that day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan.
What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?
The taste.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
Kid: "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"