Whats jokes

What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?

They both hang from trees.

Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?

Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.

What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?

What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?

What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?

What is a good night for you?

What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?

Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕

What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?

What is baseball?

What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?

You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.

What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?

What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?

What is the difference between the human rights?

What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?

Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗

What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?

Was your birthday?

What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?

Babies in a blender.

What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?

A school bus filled with children.

What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?

The robot.

What do you call a bee’s love?

Honey.

What do you call a dog that tells time?

A watchdog.