What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
Whats Jokes
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What has it?
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What is your car's name?
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
