Whats jokes
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
What is a bus 🚌?
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?
The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?