Whats jokes
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.
Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.