What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud š
Whats Jokes
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I donāt even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
What is playing with you?
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
What is the bus?
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
What is a kidnapperās favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Whatās an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? š
