Whats jokes
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.