If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
Whats Jokes
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
What is the difference between a tree?
What is a joke?
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
What is a bus 🚌?
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
