What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
Whats Jokes
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that douchebag a drink."
The bartender says, "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!"
The drunk says, "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink."
The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says, "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?"
She says, "Vinegar and water."
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
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What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
What is a difference between a tree and...
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
