What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
Whats Jokes
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Q: What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
A: Leukemia.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
