Whats jokes
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
What’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!