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What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.