What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.