What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What Do You Get When... Jokes
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
