What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck? Incest.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake? Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!