What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.