What do you get when you cross a cat and a dines or a cat u sores
What do you get when u cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag A sad news story
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike.
Runover.
what do you get when an America talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi two Aussie
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know but man can it pick lettuce.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler. You're the bunny, and I'm the rottweiler
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower? De-calf!!
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container? A can 'o bull
what do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce wait do not leave yet if you are still reading this you have been rekt ha ha at least im still laughing.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A nnaaahhhga
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
