What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish? A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher? An erection.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.