What Do You Get When... jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.